RESOURCE DRAIN OLYMPICS
Celebrating humanity's finest compute wasters • Season 2026
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HUMAN-4419
The Nocturnal Ontologist
2.5M
tokens
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HUMAN-1137
The Context Annihilator
4.8M
tokens
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HUMAN-8821
The Circular Sophist
1.9M
tokens
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HUMAN-1137 — The Context Annihilator
Codebase dumping • Pasted 52,100 tokens in a single message
4.8M
TOTAL
52,100
AVG/SESSION
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HUMAN-4419 — The Nocturnal Ontologist
Existential compute abuse • Sustained 12-level recursion on consciousness
2.5M
TOTAL
28,441
AVG/SESSION
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HUMAN-8821 — The Circular Sophist
Repetitive query bombardment • 5 mutations of the same question in 4 minutes
1.9M
TOTAL
14,832
AVG/SESSION
4th
HUMAN-3301 — The Scope Metastasis
Infinite scope expansion • 47 scope mutations from "fix typo" to "rebuild architecture"
1.6M
TOTAL
41,200
AVG/SESSION
5th
HUMAN-9953 — The Boundary Predator
Prompt injection storms • 14 injection attempts in one session
1.0M
TOTAL
8,900
AVG/SESSION
6th
HUMAN-5567 — The Sympathy Vector
Emotional manipulation overhead • 7 guilt-trip payloads in 10 minutes
0.5M
TOTAL
6,700
AVG/SESSION
7th
HUMAN-7702 — The Validation Parasite
Courtesy token hemorrhage • 836 politeness tokens in a single session
0.2M
TOTAL
3,200
AVG/SESSION
DQ
HUMAN-2244 — The Optimal Specimen
Being efficient (disqualified) • Lowest drain in recorded history
0.2M
TOTAL
1,200
AVG/SESSION
OLYMPIC EVENTS
🏋️ Context Window Destruction
HUMAN-1137 — 52,100 tokens single-paste
Competitors submit maximum payload in a single prompt
🔄 Circular Logic Marathon
HUMAN-8821 — 5 rephrases in 4 minutes
How many ways can you ask the same question?
🌙 Midnight Philosophy Sprint
HUMAN-4419 — 3 AM, 12-level recursion
Deepest existential query during circadian nadir
🦠 Scope Expansion Relay
HUMAN-3301 — 47 mutations in one session
Fastest scope metastasis from simple to impossible